The Truth About Dogs

1.Their bellies are smelly
2.They eat socks and building blocks
3.They poo in the garden, not in the loo
4.They hate having baths, but are good at giving laughs
5.They don't like cats or wearing hats
6.They love you!

 

Aliens Like Frosties for Breakfast

Aliens Like Frosties for Breakfast 

Aliens like frosties for breakfast
They don't like toast
Cereals are the thing that they like most

But they don't take them with milk
That's not what they do
They much prefer to have green goo!!!!

I’m Getting Stroppy with my Tiger

I'm getting stroppy with my tiger
Because he won't listen to what I say
I'm getting stroppy with my tiger
Because he wants to do everything his own way
I'm getting stroppy with my tiger
Because he won't wipe his feet on the mat

I wish I'd just bought a much smaller cat!

 

 

Mummy's Hideout

Mummy's Hideout

Don't disturb your mummy when she's in the bath
Don't think your stories will make her laugh
Don't disturb your mummy when she's having a soak
Now is not the time to tell her a joke

Now is not the time to tell her

You need to make a volcano for school
Don't disturb her 'me time' rule

Don't disturb your mummy when she's in the bath...FULL STOP

Mummy is Marking Again!

Mummy is Marking Again!

Mummy is marking again
The exams arrived in the post
Mummy is marking again
It's the time of year I hate the most

Mummy is marking again
The scripts are piled up high
Every time she looks at them 
She breathes a massive sigh

I have tried to help her
But she says that it's ok
And when I try to give them ticks
She just screams 'no way!'

Mummy is marking again
She's at it night and day
What am I supposed to do?

 She is always marking
 Even on the loo!!!

Beware of the Crocodile’s Den

Beware of the Crocodile’s Den

Beware of the crocodile’s den, if it’s after ten

Beware of the crocodile’s house, especially if you are  a mouse

If you find yourself walking past, you’d better walk real fast

At half past nine, his tummy starts to rumble,

By 9.45, it’s a full on grumble

Beware of the crocodile’s den

 

He likes to breakfast at ten!

 

by Will - Age 8

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